Friday, November 11, 2005

Unwanted Nakedness

Some people are just...strange. Okay so here's the deal. In the Netherlands (and possibly other parts of Europe), nakedness is not such a big deal. For example, it's not weird to see topless women at the beach (not just lying down, but running, swimming or even playing beach volleyball). It was enough of a shocker to me last year to find that there were no shower stalls, and even though it was still just ladies, it still felt a bit err--odd. But anyway, I eventually got used to it.

What I haven't gotten used to though is people who walk around naked in the spa at my gym. Back home, we wear swimsuits when we go to the sauna/steamroom, but apparently, that's unhealthy for the body because the body swells up due to the heat, and it restricts your blood flow to wear anything. I thought that the spa would be split between men and women, but it's not, and it's actually very common to enter the sauna to be face-to-*ahem* with someone's ding-dong!

So anyway, the other day, there was a 20something plump Asian girl who was walking around in the changeroom naked. That's not so odd, but then she showered, and also entered the sauna completely naked! Not only was she naked, but upon entering, she chirped a cheerful "Hello!" to everyone in the sauna, which included 3 other guys and me (wrapped in a towel of course). The men of course replied "Hi's" back, while I just stared in utter disbelief. Okay, I didnt' really stare, but I just zoned out and tried not to look at anyone/anything.

I don't know any other situation more awkward then having a naked girl in the sauna and a bunch of guys all supposedly pretending to avert their eyes. It was just.. weird. THEN, she got out of the sauna and at this point I was sitting on a ledge, soaking my feet in a tub of warm water, and she goes to the tub next to me, BENDS OVER (still completely naked) and starts the faucet for the water in her tub. MOREOVER, she then SITS her naked ass onto the ledge, and plants her naked self there for maybe 10 minutes.

I retreat to the changeroom (ladies only now) and proceed to do my own thing. Of course, she saunters in a few minutes later, showers, and then continues to be naked, this time going to the hair dryer and proceeds to DRY HER HAIR while naked! WTF!?!?!?! I had to use the sink while she was drying her hair, and the cord was actually hanging over the sink so I ducked a lil bit to turn the faucet on. At the same moment, she swung her head over and her boob almost touched me, (OMGGGG!!!!), it was SO CLOSE I could even see the mini-nubs that surrounded her nipple!!!

Eeekk... I'm so traumatised, I dont' want to run into her again, I mean, good on her to be so comfortable in her body, but cmonnn!!! save it for yourself, woman!! >:P

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LOL! Ew, that's so gross! What will you do if you see her again?