"Damn you and your wide body. Why do you have to stand RIGHT in the doorway so that it's even harder for people to get in and out!?"
"Ugh! can't you cover your flegm-filled cough instead of spraying a billion germs into the already stagnant air in here??"
"Wutchu lookin' at? Huh? HUH?"
"Is this pole engraved w/ your name? Yea thats right it's NOT! So stop leaning your entire body on it and give people some space to hold onto!"
"Why are these metro seats made out of hard plastic!?!! I can't slouch and sit back without sliding off my chair, dammit."
"Muahaha. Enjoy the fragrance, you sitting person. *fsssssst..."
Disclaimer: Of course Im not always this angry, bitter or evil (really!!). But consider this: it's 630am, freezing, I've just rolled out of bed in my workout clothes, my ass hurts from the bike riding to the metro stn, i have really bad hair and bug eyes, and all I want to do is sleep. in this condition, just about anything can annoy me!! grrr!!!!!!
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